My Debut Album

I’ve decided I want to put out an album. Granted I haven’t written many songs yet, but I think my cd would be nothing short of absolutely kick ass. I don’t know if you have heard, but I am possibly the greatest rapper that ever lived. Trust me, it’s documented. I wanted to put out a rap album and title it, “I’m Urban like Keith,” but that never materialized. Since I am such an exquisite rap artist, I figured I would combine that with my uncanny ability to deliver entertainment through words, thus making the best album of all time. This is only preliminary, but here is a rough estimate of the track list on my debut album.

I Found a Dead Rabbit in My Trunk (A song for Kristin Graves.)
Honey, Make Me a Sandwich
The Count of Monte Cristo Sucks
Love Is Pretty Sweet (No album will sell without love in it)
I Kissed The Milkman
Beautiful Soul (Jesse McCartney cover)
Dude, You Seriously Owe Me Money
Sunshine and Hand Grenades
Your Body is a Candyland
Joey Gladstone Touched Me

I will definitely keep you abreast on the release date and what not. I am planning on doing some collaborating with some other artists. I think Kanye would do wonders for Sunshine and Hand Grenades. Being a recording artist is awesome. I don’t know why I didn’t think of this sooner. I need all of you to call up TRL when my single is released. Regardless of what’s cool, I AM selling out and going pop as soon as humanly possible. I’d much rather have a bunch of slutty high school chicks screaming at me, than to be a cool cult phenomenon. I can deal with the douche bags on message boards posting how,” gay,” my music is. Let me know which song it is, you would like a sneak peak at the lyrics. The highest vote getter will be posted, and possibly the lead candidate for a Lil’ Jon remix.