I just saw bin laden driving. I'm not kidding. I'm 95% sure that bin
laden is crusing the streets of Houston,Tx in a souped up Honda Civic
with a spoiler that is anything but aerodynamic. He was rocking some Ray
Ban aviators, but still has the Tom Hanks Castaway beard. Should I cut
him off, and beat his ass or something? I mean, it's him. I'm sure of
it. Do I call the police? I don't want to sound like some guy on meth
that's just calling to fuck with the police. I take that back, no guy on
meth is going to call the police. Fuck, he's turning. If bin laden
attacks in the near future, it is going to be this asshole's fault who
won't let me over to change lanes. Yes, I'm blogging in traffic. I have
a sidekick, its easy. I'm going to continue my acts of counter
terrorism, Ill do a quick blog before I get beheaded...that's if he
catches me.
Pat McLellan