Cut it out Terrorists

Today IS Friday isn't it? I don't even know anymore. You know what? I've had about enough of these damn terrorists. Look fellas, enough with the Jihad bullshit, you guys just want to blow shit up. Everyone knows it.Don't give me the, "in the name of Allah," crap. I'm going to let you in on a little secret. You aren't getting seven virgins when you die. The only virgin is going to be you getting sodemized in the depths of hell. Seriously. Blowing yourselves up in markets, and on buses? You're not getting anything accomplished, you're just pissing a lot of people off. I understand you aren't happy with your living conditions. I'd be ridiculously angry if I lived in an adobe hut without a/c in the middle of the desert, but guys, let's be honest here. If you didn't spend every waking moment plotting destruction then maybe you would have time to reform your country, and raise the standard of living a little bit. If you are even half as dedicated at helping your country as you are planning, and implementing attacks on helpless people, then you'd be a lot better off. So, when you are strapping up all your dynamite, and other countless explosives, take a second to think that you will soon be spending the rest of eternity playing with Satan's balls, and that's the fun part. Everybody take a second to say a prayer for the victims in London, and all the victims of these hate crimes all over the world....Amen.