Two blogs in one day? Is he on Peyote? Yes and maybe a little. I'm thrilled with the response I got today. Thanks for taking the time to oblige my unwarranted solicitation! I'm actually a little shocked I didn't offend anybody. Of course I have to drop a rape joke right out of the chute!
My townhome complex decided to powerwash my place today. This normally wouldn't bother me, but these Mexicans are awful people. Oh, and don't say I'm being racist. I'm looking at a Mexican flag decal that spans the back of his truck. He must really love Pancho's. Hell, fatal diarrhea is worth raising that flag for more tacos and sopapillas. Where was I? Right. So, this bastard is in my courtyard singing along to what could be The Three Amigos. I'm not talking about the movie; they're like the Mexican Three Tenors. Okay, I just made that up. The point is that I need less Julio Iglesias and more Speedy Gonzales. I'm trying to concentrate on an intense eBay auction for a signed set of Momma's Family Reunion DVD's. Hurry up, vato. Okay, so I ended up getting a little racist. Oh well, another day another dollar, am I right? (Huh?)
I was planning on blogging during the ESPY's, but turns out that really cuts into daddy's drinking. Keep reading, and I'll keep writing (Maybe).
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