Nothing of Any Importance

Let me start by saying this is my first attempt at blogging on my iPad. Though I undoubtedly have the fingers of a flute player, I'm already considering saying f this, and going and giving stray dogs toy steaks. Another problem is the fact that I have no premeditated topic or reason for writing. That's usually the case anyway, so I digress. It wouldn't be that bad typing on the iPad if my hands weren't colder than Lebron James' soul. I'm so Seattle right now, aside from my dislike of coffee and liberal hippies. Okay, I'm not at all Seattle. I'm more Tacoma, or something.

I was recently flipping through channels and I came a cross some International public access channel that was playing a Kung-Fu movie in Chinese with subtitles in some other mysterious Asian language. At one point, a guy actually yelled "Hi-Ya," while administering a karate chop. I thought that was Kung-Fu cliche and shunned, but I was wrong. Then,I come across Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus, where the movie slogan is, "Whoever wins, we lose." Quite possibly the best slogan ever. I've written previously about syfy channel originals, but this one takes the cake. I want to meet the people who fund these cinematic works of genius. Serious corporate board meetings occur where fighting giant fictitious ocean creatures are the main topic of discussion. Funny stuff.

I'm strongly considering starting back up my podcast, but I'd need a worthy co-host to actually make it entertaining. Nobody wants to listen to me talk about animal bites and my disdain for the homeless for an extended period of time. Or, maybe they do? I'd tune in for that kind of riveting conversation. I think I'll try one solo for schitzengiggles, and go from there. Thanks for wasting a minute of your time, or possibly longer depending on your reading level.